Win A Doodle! Woo!

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Hey, Look! A Writer Fellow!

Here it is! The moment you have been waiting for! It is time once again for…

A WIN A DOODLE CONTEST!

(Woo!)

IF YOU WIN, I WILL DRAW WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Don’t believe me? I have proof.

Past winners have asked for a Caffeine Gnome…

…a Protective Great Dane…

…a Yoga Practitioner Petting an Angel Dog…

…a Larcenous Cow…

…and a Raven Shapeshifter (whatever that is).

Also a gang of unseemly hooligans forced me to draw this guy:

So yes, I will draw whatever you want.

Well, I do have one exception; I will draw whatever you want provided that what you want is not pervy. I am a children’s book author, bucko, so take your dirty, filthy business someplace else!

HOW TO WIN

The winning name will be drawn at random. The draw-er is this guy.

HOW TO ENTER

To get your name in the drawing, leave a list…

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